It’s a Kevin Kidd Day

Well come on everybody let’s all have some really big fun
We’re gonna sing, sing, sing, we’re gonna bounce half way to the sun
We’re gonna learn some things that will help us grow
Your mom’s & dad’s will be glad you know
They’ll be glad that you did
With your good friend Kevin Kidd
Everybody say hey, hey, hey
It’s a Kevin Kidd day
Everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah
It’s a Kevin Kidd day
So clap your hands and sing along
And lift your voice to a brand new song
Everybody say hey, hey, hey
It’s a Kevin Kidd day
There’s Imaginary Larry wearing one stinky purple sock
And a guitar named Smiley that can really, really, really, rock
Cause there are things that we need to know from the start
Music hides them in deep in our hearts
We’re going on a musical trip
With that wild and crazy Kevin Kidd


The Stinky Feet Song

Well as soon as I walked into this room I knew
I was smelling something stinky from somebody’s shoes
I hate to have to tell ya but I think that I might smell ya
And the only thing that I can say is pwew
Oooooeeee those are stinky, stinky feet
Ooooeeeee those are oooee, pwewy feet
I’ve gotta close my nose ‘cause I’m smelling smelly toes
Oooooeeee those are oooeee, pwewy, stinky, stinky feet
Let me sniff around the room and smell who it could be
With those stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky, feet
What’s that you say it might be? It’s Kevin Kidd’s own Nike’s
You think those stinky feet belong to me?


Brian, the Keep On Tryin’ Lion

There’s a lion named Brian he’s the King of the Beast’
But when he was a cub he was the very least
Of all the little lions and lionesses in his pride
You see wasn’t very strong and he was really kinda small
So how did Brian get to be the king of all
He tried and tried and tried and tried and tried
They call him Brian, the Keep On Tryin’ Lion
Hey there goes Brian, the Never Stop Tryin’ Lion
Now your roar doesn’t have to be the loudest
But every time you try you do your very best
Then you’ll be like Brian, the Keep On Tryin’ Lion
In the forest lived a tree that no one else could climb
I hope you didn’t think that that was gonna stop Brian
He’d jump up just as high as he could jump and down he’d sliiiide
But at the end of the day he sat way up where
And all the an-I-mals said how’d you get up there
He said I tried and tried and tried and tried and tried


Bully the Kid

Bully the Kid tried to push kids around
Cause Bully the Kid didn’t have a friend in town
Bully the Kid thought cause he was mean & big
That everyone would show respect to Bully the Kid
But they didn’t here’s what they said
Bully the Kid you can’t bully this kid!
Bully the Kid you can’t bully this kid!
Bully the Kid thought that everyone should do
Just exactly what Bully the Kid told them to
He told them if they didn’t do just what he said
Then they’d have to answer to big Bully the Kid
Bully the Kid wised up one day
And Bully the Kid said I’ve changed my ways
I wanna make some real friends and that’s what he did
Said I don’t want nobody call me Bully the Kid
And they didn’t here’s what they said
Hey there Billy you’re a pretty cool kid!
Hey there Billy you’re a pretty cool kid!
No more bully Bully the Kid
No more bully Bully the Kid

 
Zilly Zanie Zoo
On the first day that I went to our new zoo
I could tell it was a zilly zanie zoo
When I saw who lived inside
Then my mouth dropped open wide
I could not believe my own two eyes
There was a purple parakeet on a pair of roller skates
And two flamingos dancing a tango
A blue Billy goat with a frog in his throat
Who was singing out of tune a the Zilly Zanie Zoo
So I had to go right back to our new zoo
Just to see more of that zilly zanie crew
Then again my jaw dropped wide
When I saw who lived inside
I could not believe my own two eyes
I saw a hippopotamus laughing with a lot of us
And a grown hyena bent over crying a
Yellow antelope munching on some soap
Saying moo, moo, moo it’s a Zilly Zanie Zoo
There was a purple parakeet on a pair of roller skates
And two flamingos dancing a tango
A blue Billy goat with a frog in his throat
Who was singing out of tune a the Zilly Zanie Zoo


I’m Sorry Safari

Well I know I hurt your feelings
With the words that I chose
And now I can’t find you
So I’m hunting high and low
I need to say forgive me
Or maybe I apologize
Gotta tell you that I’m sorry
That I brought tears to your eyes
I’m going on a I’m sorry safari
I didn’t mean to hurt ya but I did
So I’m going on a I’m sorry safari
Cause I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry
While I was hunting through the jungle
I stepped on a tiger’s tail
I said I beg your pardon
I didn’t see you on the trail
Then I saw a furry lion
All that hair made me sneeze
What should I say now
How about excuse me please
I saw a hippopotamus laughing with a lot of us
And a grown hyena bent over crying a
Yellow antelope munching on some soap
Saying moo, moo, moo it’s a Zilly Zanie Zoo
I’ve Got a Giggle In My Wiggle
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle and I’ve gotta work it out
Gotta giggle in my wiggle and it makes me wanna shout
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle and it tickles me to say
With a giggle in my wiggle I could wiggle all day
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle and it starts around my knees
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle and sometimes it makes me sneeze
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle and I think you’ve got one too
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle now I’ve passed it on to you
So if your wiggle starts to giggle there’s no need to worry none
With a giggle in your wiggle you can have a lot of fun
A little giggle in your wiggle’s gonna make you jump and squirm
Like a giggling wiggling giggle wiggle worm
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle you can’t buy them at the store
Every time I start to wiggle then I gotta giggle more
I’ve got a giggle in my wiggle and sometimes I laugh out loud
I get tickled when I wiggle and a giggle comes out
 

 
Stranger Danger

If a stranger in a car says come with me
I’ve got some good candy & it tastes so sweet
Run and tell your Dad
Cause that’s stranger danger
If a man in the park says come help me find
My little lost girl she must be cryin’
Run & tell your mom
Cause that’s stranger danger
Beware of stranger danger
Beware of stranger danger
Beware of stranger danger
Stranger danger
If there’s someone at the door knockin’ to come in
And your parents can’t come check it out right then
Never open up that door
Cause that’s stranger danger
If a lady ever grabs you & pulls you away
You’ve gotta scream at the top of your lungs & say
She’s not my mom
Cause that’s stranger danger
 

The Infamous Underwear Song

Well there’s underwear under there
Everybody’s wearing underwear
No need to gawk or stop and stare
Cause everybody’s wearing underwear
Under where? Under there? Under there? Underwear?
There’s Underoos with Scooby Do
Strawberry Shortcake Elmo too
They’re white and pink and blue and green
The coolest things you’ve never seen
They come with hearts and flowers and trucks
So much cooler than pull-up’s
Forget those things and get a pair
Of good old fashion underwear
 

Integrity

La da da da da dee integrity
La da da da da dee integrity
Integrity now every one shout it out with me (Integrity!)
Integrity now let me tell you what that means (Integrity!)
It means I act the same when no one else can see
As I do when I know some one’s watching me. Integrity
Integrity now every one say it big and loud (Integrity!)
Integrity remember what it’s all about (Integrity!)
It means the thoughts that I am thinking deep inside
Will someday become the actions I can’t hide integrity
 

Things Every Kid Should Know

Sometimes Moms and Dads don’t tell you how we feel
Sometimes I know that you wonder what’s the deal
That’s why I wrote the things in this song that I wrote
Things every kid should know
Like how I love to see you laughing while I push you on the swing
And you’ve got the sweetest voice I’ve ever heard when you sing
God has made you special there’s no one else like you
No one can make me smile half as much as you do
I love you even more than I did a day ago
Things every kid should know
You are the player that I cheer for in the game
And you draw the pictures that I really love to hang
I need to tell you just how much I love you so
Things every kid should know
Like there is nothing you could ever do to make me love you less
And I still think you’re awesome even when you’ve made a mess
My life is so much better ever since you’ve been around
And I tell everyone I know you’re the best kid in town
Now it’s time to bring this little song to a close
But I wanted you to know
Things every kid should know